Just a place where I like to think that I'm funny.



my newest hobby is taking excerpts from my facebook wall-to-wall with my best friend, putting them on famous paintings, and sending them back to her


Favorite Celebs | Maya Rudolph

"I don’t think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls."


“I don’t think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might… I just don’t think it’s many little girls’ dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations… um, mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Jim thinks they’re good.”


get to know me meme: [2/8] favorite female characters ✿ April Ludgate

"Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!"