Just a place where I like to think that I'm funny.


A good trick, is to pump to the tune of "Stayin’ Alive" by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?


I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population. 

(Source: armxnarlert)

missmindylahiri asked
So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?